Fullmetal Alchemist Vol 23 Chapter 99

Fullmetal Alchemist Volume 23 chapter 99 is finally up !

After long time waiting .. It's finally up !
Ed, Al, and Izumi was taken by the black hands!! Read it !

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Funny Story :D

Lambert's Liner Has Litterally Become His Signature

Reporters caught up today with American Idol contestants Adam Lambert and Kris Allen, only to find that they couldn't even sit in the same room together without being able to cut the tension with a knife.

After a long moment of questions followed by silence and nail picking, I decided to take them one at a time to find out what was going on. I started with runner up Adam Lambert, who grew an enormous smile as soon as Allen was escorted out of the room. I asked him some questions and got the juicy details.

"He's so mad at me" Lambert expressed with a big painted smile and a giggle. "I drew on his mirror with my eye-liner"

After a moment of confusion as to why Lambert was hysterical and Allen was so upset, I finally heard an explanation.

"It was a hard day. I'd just finished my set on stage, and it was the last show and I wanted to go to my room and relax, only I couldn't find my humidifier. I was paranoid. I wanted to know where it was."

Lambert takes a sip from his water bottle, and continues. "I hate watter bottles" He said "They just remind me of that doorknob.

"So anyway, I went to the bus and was like, to all the other contestants who'd finished their sets, 'Do you know what happened to my humidifier?'"

Allison Iraheta, a close friend to both Lambert and Allen was caught in the middle:

"Oh man, it's so crazy. I'm like, man, why can't you just sit down and take a break. Talk this through, you know? They wont listen to me. I mean, come on man, they're like my older brothers. I can't be caught in this. But they really hate each other right now. Oh man. But we're going to get through this and it's all gonna be good in the end. Or else Im'a have to get out there and bust some caps!... For serious."

Allen, the sweet country boy with a certain charm, took his time to tell his side of the story:

"My throat was a little raw and I wanted to make sure that I sounded good for my fans. I thought, well you know, Adam's a great guy, I'm sure he wouldnt mind if I borrowed his humidifier for a while. I'll just let him know that I took it and I'll give it back to him later. It works really well. I felt awesome up there. It was great"

"You have no idea how important that thing is to me" Lambert stated, leaning in. "No one touches my humidifier. Ever. Nobody touches any of my things without asking me first"

"I guess I was wrong" Allen brought himself to tears.

After hearing their stories and putting them back into the same room, tensions started to flare once again.

"YOU WROTE ON MY MIRROR WITH EYELINER! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO WASH OFF MAKEUP?"

"Yeah, I would. I wear it everyday."

"You suck Adam Lambert! We are no longer Kradam!"

"Kradam was a game."

The argument didn't get far before reporters were so weirded out that they had to leave.

Recent updates from a crazed fan state that Allen spotted Lambert signing autographs, replacing his Sharpie for Revlon. He was tackled.

Lambert is seeing Allen for hatecrime. Iraheta is set to testify.

Someone please help!

Story written by : Duff - 14 september 2009

hhahaha. this story is really funny. Try think that adam and kris were really fighting like that. LOL !

you can see more spoof headlines story in www.thespoof.com

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Alternative title:

El Alquimista de Acero - Hermandad (Spanish)

Fullmetal Alchemist - Brotherhood

Стальной Алхимик (Russian)

鋼の錬金術師 (Japanese)

鋼の錬金術師 FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (Japanese)

鋼之鍊金術師BROTHERHOOD (Chinese (Taiwan))

강철의 연금술사 리메이크 (Korean)

Genres : Adventure, comedy, drama, fantasy, psychological

Themes : Alchemy, Demons, Fighting, Military, steampunk

Plot Summary: Two brothers lose their mother to an incurable disease. With the power of "alchemy", they use taboo knowledge to resurrect her. The process fails, and as a toll for using this type of alchemy, the older brother, Edward Elric loses his left leg while the younger brother, Alphonse Elric loses his entire body. To save his brother, Edward sacrifices his right arm and is able to affix his brother's soul to a suit of armor. With the help of a family friend, Edward receives metal limbs - "automail" - to replace his lost ones. With that, Edward vows to search for the Philosopher's Stone to return the brothers to their original bodies, even if it means becoming a "State Alchemist", one who uses his/her alchemy for the military.

This anime is not all military stuff or fighting. There are also many comedies in this anime. Edward's childhood friend, also his mechanic, Winry Rockbell. Ed and Al have gone to many adventures. They meet many new people, got a lot of complicated situation, and many interesting events. They even meet homunculus. Homunculus is a human made. They are look like a human, eats like a human, and everything that human do. The different is Homunculus is very hard to kill, they are immortal. Even if you shoot their vital points, they wont die. Their life source is from the philosopher's stone. And with that Ed and Al search for the philosopher's stone become harder and harder to get.

This is the first Episode :

Hayate No Gotoku! Manga

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Alternative title:

Hayate no Gotoku! (Japanese)

ハヤテのごとく！ (Japanese)

旋風管家！ (Chinese (Taiwan))

Genres: Action, Comedy, Romance

Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)

Plot Summary: With a debt of 1.5 million, 16-year old Hayate Ayasaki's parents sell him to the yakuza to pay it off. Not wanting to be cut up and sold on the black market, Hayate escapes from the yakuza thugs, and finds a very rich girl by the name of Nagi wandering in a park at night. Deciding to kidnap the girl for ransom money, Hayate's kidnapping speech was wrongly taken as a confession of love to Nagi. She finds out about the debt, and, feeling sorry for Hayate, pays it off, as long as Hayate will be her butler until he pays off the 1.5 million (which will take about 40 years).

It's a really nice comedy romance manga. There are many complicated story that will send you to laughter. Hayate Ayasaki is an unlucky debt butler that caught with a really complicated situation that sent him to become a butler of a really rich girl named Nagi Sazenin. Nagi Sazenin is the only one successor left in her whole family, to take care of the wealthy of her grandfather. Nagi only lived with her only maid, Maria and a butler that taking care of the mansion [Economy], Klaus. but mostly his appearance not a bother to anyone and a tiger pet named Tama. Hayate become the most loyal butler of Sazenin. Because of his unlucky live, he had many misunderstanding event that happening. He had many people that like him. He is really nice to everyone. That makes him the most capable person.

If anyone wants to download the manga you can click the link below :
Hayate the Combat Butler v01